Chill Out Before You Pig Out

This month’s update is all over the place with a heavy dose of 80’s nostalgia. More importantly it’s a giant reminder to take a break from the hustle and bustle of daily life to appreciate the things that once were so we can see clearer where we’re going.

I’ve said this ad nauseum at this point, but I’m an older gentlemen. I was born kicking and screaming into this world back in the 80’s. I remember growing up with VHS and cassette tapes strewn about my shared room with my older brother. I remember the single Playboy magazine me and my friends were able to buy off a teenager cashier at the local run down convenience store in an obscure strip mall. I remember heading off to the food court looking at film posters for movies I possibly couldn’t afford a ticket to watch. All of these collective experiences makeup my childhood and formative years. The best I can do is try and illustrate these experiences to a much younger audience that you all probably are. I say these things now because one day you will be ultimately in the same position I am. You will reminisce about these prehistoric rudimentary devices called “cell phones” and the absurdity of it all that you had to physically bring it up to your ear to communicate with other folks!

Although music is a very personal thing, I do believe there are some touchstones along the way. For starters, I think we can all agree certain songs put us in a different mood. For me, I’ve always enjoyed the more laid back atmosphere of electronic melodic tunes. More importantly, it’s a certain type of genre that harps back to my formative years in the way of familiar beats and instruments that I recognized growing up. As my generation grows older, we naturally try to recreate what we grew up with, and hence the genre of “Synthwave” was born in the modern era. I won’t go into some detailed music history lesson about it, I rather you just sit back and take a listen! For those really young folks still in university, the song “Blinding Lights” from The Weekend falls exactly into this genre.

Everyone seems to have their favorite pocket film critic, and I am no different. It’s the way they present their observations, arguments, facts and various other things that somehow strikes a cord with us. For me Oliver Harper is the best of the bunch, because he likes looking at older films with a pop culture filter. More importantly he doesn’t fall into the hipster trappings of focusing too much on grindhouse films or the overly obscure. It’s the films the public mostly knew about for better or worse, and I’ve watched practically as many movies as he has talked about. In any case I see it only fitting to show you his retro review above of The Matrix since it’s getting a pseudo sequel and reboot soon which you can watch the trailer for right after!

We’re going to transition from one form of movie into another, but this time it’s in the video game medium. I’ve always had a soft spot for games that have a really dramatic story arc to them. Moreover, games do allow us to build a more personal connection to the characters we see on the screen over time simply due to the length of exposure we have with them. I can’t stress enough that some of the better stories in video game history often times include a lot of gameplay that may be a turn off for some folks. It is this reason why a lot of modern games have a “story mode” difficulty since people transitioning into the medium need the handicap in their favor. I know it’s easy for us jaded gamers playing over 2 (if not 3) decades of the hobby to scoff at this gesture, but we were all new once sometime in our lives. I remember this every time I write a guide for example for a new game I am excited to talk about in detail. It is amazing to see even the most experienced of gamers (at least they claim to be anyway) flounder about like helpless newborn puppies in a new foreign environment. In any case, cut the “newbies” some slack is what I’m getting at! On that note, JRPGFanatic puts in a ton of effort to splice together certain video game footage so that you can watch the story in its entirety without pressing a single button on a controller or keyboard. Please check out his channel for other video game movie compilations as well.

Artist SteveChopz

My plans to get a Nintendo Switch OLED model before November 12th is not going well. For those not aware, Shin Megami Tensei V is scheduled to be released on that day, and I plan to dive right into it hell or high water. I’ll make an entire separate post about it when the day arrives since it is my most highly anticipated game for 2021. In either case enjoy more Nintendo Lewdness above and I try not to silently panic. See you in a few days for the mini blog!

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Friendly reminder that the hard working folks over at the Last Origin Wiki put in a lot of effort day in and day out to keep the content updated. Please send them gratitude whenever you can; as most can be found on the Discord. It’s a lot of hard work to create content, and even more so to maintain it. We are fortunate to have such an active and supportive community for a game I’ve been playing 24/7 since I made my first video on it. And although numerous games have come and gone over the years; I’m still active in this one.

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Some of you may ask “Why do I keep playing Last Origin?”. Well this picture below pretty much speaks for itself. It also doesn’t hurt that the game is extremely F2P friendly and allows you to switch between censored and uncensored versions as you see fit. If you want to get started, read the wiki guide here.

Artist SNOWBALL

Artist SNOWBALL

The Silly And The Spooky

Obligatory Halloween themed October content!? You bet your butt its here, and this month I’m going to break one of the founding rules I had on the site. I’ve actually done it before, I’m just emphasizing it at the beginning of this update for the sake of showmanship!

Let’s travel back in time briefly to 2017. When I created this site (and subsequently the YouTube channel), I made it my personal mission to talk about a variety of weird things out there that interested me as well as promoting small time content creators. Fast forward to today, it’s really hard enough to find obscure content that’s interesting, let alone hamstringing myself with the requirement of only using lessor known creators. What this all boils down to is that I’m going to try and actively start posting any interesting content I find regardless of popularity. It just makes it easier for me to bring you entertaining content, and more importantly just more of it. I’ll start adopting this philosophy too on the YouTube channel eventually, hopefully kickstarting it off next year.

So we begin our journey this month with the story of the penguin and his anime waifu. The video explains all the finer details of this extremely bizarre event, but for those of you who need the written synopsis quickly - you can read the wiki about it here. I remember this story in bits and pieces when it went live in 2017. It’s funny now looking back at how unusual it was since all the details have been fleshed out over time and we can see the legacy it left in its wake. I have no words to expand upon the story other than it’s cute, i’s weird, and it’s oddly family friendly; something of a rarity on this site. More importantly however is that the channel the video is linked to is hilarious as it is interesting, so please check out the other content there if you like just strange things from the internet alongside well done commentary.

Moving onto the spookier side of the update, I am a firm believer that truth is always stranger than fiction. The video linked above is from a YouTube channel that specializes in bizarre and “creepy” stories all rooted in folklore and urban legends. Although not every detail can be fact checked nor every experience can be validated; there is at least some ounce of truth in the mix to allow for reexamination of the details. The funny thing about “historically accurate” accounts is that history can be accurate in its “lies”; since historians only care about accuracy in how something was perceived by record. For example, if everyone 5 years ago all agreed that they saw something flying in the sky at 7:00PM in their part of the world, then it is historically accurate to say that all folks at 7:00PM that day saw something in the sky. What that thing is, is largely irrelevant; only the fact that everyone saw something in the sky at that time is important (historically speaking). In any case if you found the story in the video particularly interesting, there is more information on this site here which will collaborate all the things mentioned.

For gaming content this month, I’m going to fall back onto the more mainstream stuff since the end of the year brings in a lot of heavy hitters. Now I’m a little embarrassed to say at this point in time; I don’t own the Nintendo Switch. As a matter of fact, I’ve been holding out in getting a Nintendo Switch for quite a while now; specifically due to the fact that I stubbornly made a promise to myself back in 2018 that I wouldn’t get the original model of the console. The reason being was because I knew that Nintendo always had a history of having mini revisions to their handheld consoles over the years. I was really hoping by 2021 that a “pro” or updated version would be out by now. Sadly this turned out not to be the case, but a somewhat impressive looking “OLED” model is due out in October and I’ve decided I’ve waited too long on the sidelines now not to pick this one up. Metroid Dread is right in my crosshairs for October 8th’s release date, coincidentally launching the same time with the OLED switch model. It goes without saying that I have an extremely large back library of games to play on the Switch once I get Metroid and Shin Megami Tensei V out of my system in November. I find it funny as a self proclaimed hardcore PC gamer for the last 10 years; the recent 3 for me have mostly been focused on mobile and handheld devices. Such is life I guess.

For the mobile gaming folks out there that visit the site, I always want to remind you to check out the community tab over on my YouTube channel. I post more frequent updates on stuff related to mobile gaming over there so you don’t have to wait an entire month just to see if I’m up to anything else. As far as October 2021 goes, I’m still waiting for a bunch of stuff later in the year to possibly drop, as well as the above games from SHIFT UP to be released; whenever they choose to do so. Project EVE is obviously the highlight of this year since it got an official updated trailer that made the buzz around the major news outlets. NIKKE The Goddess of Victory still looks absolutely amazing and still a giant enigma on when it might possibly be released.

Artist LUMINYU

Artist LUMINYU

There is no update officially without something lewd, and for this month it’s got to be scary and sexy. For those of you who remember The Ring, apparently erotic Sadako is a thing. Also to note, Sadako in the original novel series and Japanese movie adaptation was an adult, and not a child named Samara Morgan in the English versions. Explaining supernatural lewd stuff for the supernatural lawyers and police of course! If you want more spooky monster girls in general, you also might want to pay a visit to the True Monster Girl Reddit located here. And that my dear friends end’s this month’s update. Hopefully if all things go well, I’ll be the owner of a New Nintendo Switch OLED by next month and I’ll see you with more strange things around the web. Until then, take care as always!

Arcade Time Machine

Fire up the DeLorean cause we’re going back in time for this month’s update. Younger folks will probably want to skip to the end for something relevant to them, because what I’m going to talk about might as well be as ancient as the walls of Troy.

When I was growing up we had these gathering places called “Arcades”. Basically it’s where you went to play video games with other like minded folks, and get into all sorts of trouble along the way. Sparing you the details of the era, the culture and the reasoning why we all did what we did back then; let’s just say it was a fond memory for all of us growing up during that time. So for those soon to be or already there middle age dinosaurs reading this site, I have a couple of videos down below to stir up the memory banks.

Galloping Ghost Arcade is one of the last remaining holdouts here in the United States that preserves (for the most part) the arcade feeling most of us had growing up. There’s significantly less smoking (as in none), drug dealers and prostitutes then what I was use to in Los Angeles growing up, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t an authentic as it gets. Anyone within Chicago or visiting from elsewhere might want to bookmark the location for a visit. The documentary I linked above was filmed not too long ago to the best of my recollection (2019 or 2020) and the place is still going strong even with the world turning upside-down recently.

I’m a sucker for technical minded stuff in general, so I was happy to find a YouTube channel dedicated to repairing old arcade cabinets and pinball machines in detail. Joe’s Classic Video Games is an actual store located in Rock Hill, South Carolina and he constantly tries his best to fix and revive various machines way past their prime. The videos are a bit on the engineering side, so those super nerds out there might find more enjoyment out of them than most; but I would advise still checking out the various content on the channel. There are some casual walk throughs and plays of retro arcade games as well. I will add him to The List so feel free to check out other stuff there as well.

Now let’s dive into the super obscure stuff, I’m linking above the original director’s cut of Privateer 2. This game was one of my first space flight sims and is absolutely amazing to see how many high profile actors were cast in this dinky production! If you played the game and never knew this existed; you should be in for a treat. Especially since it was released last year and is completely amazing it exists in any form at all considering the original film was destroyed. For practically everyone else who never played this game (which I’m assuming is 99%) you can still watch it as a weird sci-fi movie and hopefully piece together the story. The actors themselves had no idea what the plot was either, so it’s funny that it ended up being somewhat coherent after everything was said and done!

Let’s bring in some stuff for the gacha crowd and my loyalists from the YouTube channel. I’ve linked above a preview video from the great (and sadly retired) Koolio Gaming who was one of the inspirations to start my own content. Final Gear was a game I tested almost two years ago (I think I tried it out in December 2019) and I really liked what I saw back then. Because I’m a real big fan of mecha games and like the intricacies of gear stats, I told myself I would come back to it if it ever got a dedicated English community. Unfortunately that never came to pass (that I know of) so the game was put in indefinite hiatus for me. Recently I discovered however that a global version is now in the works and soon to be released later this year; so hopefully I can return to it again and see if global is uncensored and worth checking out again. You can pre-register here if you like and check it out on launch day. That’s it for the month’s update, I’ll see you for the spooky stuff in October!

Artist: HaneRu

Artist: HaneRu